Greetings from sunny Tawakalnistan!

A big *salaam aleikum* to my chums from old TLR and The Lounge - Dru, Roo, Shoes, Tuni, GP, Drags, and to everyone else, new friend and old; except the Rabbit. Because he's the sworn enemy of the Tawakalni people, the flea-ridden gb-swilling hopper.

Dru, Roo, Shoe and you? Eh? Who?

Wooo!

*hails Tawakalna*

I salute you and the people of Tawakalnistan!

Live long and prosper. And rest asssured, The Rabbit shall be silenced

should we set up the wabbit firing range then?

or would you prefer to have a line of swiss's lada's to pump full of lead instead?

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GP

That would be yours truly

I'll track down Swiss in my own good time and see what deals he can do me on a used Niva and yes, the Hopper will be silenced. And not before time!

Indeed

bloomin heck! He gets everywhere that Mullah! Good to see you here matey

Wonderful, Taw's nefarious influence and poisonous anti-Rabbit propaganda has infected another forum. *Shakes head sadly* Truly a sad day. Just remember who has fought beside (and/or against) you with honour people. Do not less the foul lies of that malodorous runt Taw affect you. Be strong, and remember that I am just a poor rabbit-horse chimaera out to defend Sirius from Unlawfuls and Nomads/[NOMADS]s, while Taw's motives are (publicly) unknown. Don't trust him! He'll stab you in the back, and he has a history of it...

Well, if you want to bring the war here as well, self-styled Mullah, then I will be ready for you. Well, when I return and have overcome six weeks' worth of atrophied combat and piloting skills. After that, we will see who the Great Simian Entity favours.

blasphemous foul rodent-thing! Let the good folk of MU know the truth about this mendacious rabbit-chimaera! In numerous conflicts, to whit, The Utopian War (see TLR) and the First and Second Great Patriotic Wars against Rabbitism (as they are referred to in Tawkalnistan) the Hare promised much to his followers and delivered... nothing. Not even a measly bottle of his beloved ginger beer for the Australian children that he so wickedly misled.

Those loyal and farsighted converts to noble Tawakalnism were rewarded with computer parts, software, technical guidance, bountiful feasts and cornucopias of plenty, and many other material benefits; and remain so to this day, whereas the Hopping Demon retains not a single convert - all were cast aside by the Ungulate of Ingratitude, or saw the error of their ways.

I shall not endeavour to convince you with words further; let our respective actions speak for themselves. Those whodeign to folow the Way of the False Chimaera shall chew on bones and dine on ashes and beat their breasts in sorrow.

(the compete and unabridged histories of the Tawakalnic-Esquilaxiturbitavian conflicts are available as a DVDV box set from Tawakalni State Television, price £24-99 all major credit and debit cards accepted)

W00T!!


Welcome aboard Mullah!

Fight or flight, it's all about survival!

There goes the neighbourhood

Is the Monkey Universe ready for the coming epic battle between the forces of Tawakalnistan and Esquilaxitvia? Who will emerge the victor in this clash of the titanic forces of our universe?

Stay tuned for updates!

ewll if i was to pick a side then it would be.......... (Cut of with load music in background with chanting too)

GO ESKY
GO ESKY
GO ESKY

hip hip horay

All we need is Mustangtopia to complete the scene......

i wouldnt side with either of them

[PTA]agenthawke wrote:

ewll if i was to pick a side then it would be.......... (Cut of with load music in background with chanting too)

GO ESKY
GO ESKY
GO ESKY

hip hip horay

Should that not be "Hop, Hop Hoorah!" ??

Yeah thats true

Hop hop huray

lol

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And Lets keep Musty out of this, I do not need another lecture on their dillusiuonal Utopias!

Wheesht shoes!

I want to see the clash of all 3 forces

I side with Taw though. wabbit stew sounds nice this time of year ...

I want Llama pot roast!

Tastes like camel but not as fatty!

I do have a question for Esquilax.

Have you ever got your PC upgraded yet

"Have you ever got your PC upgraded yet"

LOLOLOLOL! oh flybyu that's wonderful, even here his 10yr upgrade avoidance programme is well known! He's been *upgrading* Typhus since 2003, or saying he's upgrading; never quite gets round to it though.

Apparently the Hare is waiting until his return from his Grand Yooropean Hop before his next bout of pretending to upgrade his pathetic disesed excuse of a computer. It ain't called Typhus fer nowt!

Something tells me that this is going to be one of those very long "Hi Monkey Universe" threads

It cant be long now until Esky returns from his adventure? Hope to see him in space soon.

I think i better get the dictionary on standby for the imminent addition of some long words that i will read and think "what the hell does that mean" lol

^^ I always think that when Sandy posts